Well, half a day, sorta. Wifey is gone on a business trip this week, so the cub and I are chillin', boys only (unless you count that psychotic little bitch cat - she loco). And by half day, I mean she was around this morning, so it only half counts. She was still here to make sure we got dressed, got fed, got out the door, you know the routine. And other than the fact that ol' Mother Nature is being a bit of a twat today (did I mention the blizzard, 50km winds and half foot of snow?), we did okay. You know, with some help. Tomorrow is the big test. Just me and the boy, getting up, getting fed, getting dressed (you just know he's going to be wearing two different socks, right?) and getting out the door. Theoretically, on time. It's improbable, but not impossible.
So I just tucked the cub in, and he asked me to send his mom a text (yes, he's six, and yes, no shit, he specifically said to 'send Mom a text') that says "I love you this much xoxoxoxoxoxo".
See you soon baby. We'll survive.
P.S. You may be down an animal or three by the time you get back here. The kitten's been in 3 plants just tonight, the fat bastard cat won't stop howwwwwling, and your dog misses you terribly, so he just keeps barking.
P.S.S. Also, I'm drinking, so I may just lock all three of these deranged bitch/bastards out in the blizzard.
2 comments:
Mkay ... X? Please don't kill, maim or otherwise harm any of the livestock in AA's absence.
I'm still tryin' to figure out how to get my ass out to see her ... being as close to my general proximity as she is at her meetings... stupid money.
I know you and Cub can do it! You're tough. You've been training for it ...
AA ... don't dawdle - k?
Please don't kill/maim/lock up any of the furry kids until I get home and we can discuss proper disposal ok?
You will rock this I know!! You are super Dad!
Would now be a bad time to let you know that I want to book a flight to go see Dani??
kisses!
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